It would seem that I am becoming what people refer to as a “crazy cat lady”. I thought this day wouldn’t come for at least another 20 years, but here you go, here it is.
Since I got my cat a week ago I have become totally crazy. I show her picture to people I don’t know; people I work with who I have never spoken to before and who are trying to enjoy their lunch break. In the middle of their nice, normal conversation, I sidle over, pull out my phone and thrust it under their noses;
"I got a cat"
Blank looks stare back at me.
"Do you work here?".
I am not fazed.
"Isn’t she cute??!"
No reply. sidle of to find some other unsuspecting victims.
Now, even worse, is that my cat is affecting my pussy. Whilst trying to have sex the other day my cat starts to stare at us intensely and purrs so loudly she sounds like a lawn mower going over an untrimmed patch of grass. And I had trimmed my grass and so was disappointed to have to stop sexy times because of the cat.
"Can’t you put her outside?" they say.
THIS. IS. A. DEAL. BREAKER.
Don’t you be messing with my cat now. If it comes to it, the cat wins.
Would you believe I am only 23?